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Friday, October 29, 2004

What is it that allows you to lose yourself and desire only the best for them? To forget about all that you could ever want because it is all there in front of you

In their eyes

In their smile

In their hands

In their breath

In their every movement?

While memories are all that we may have to--hold--onto when those three words seem lost and dead, what gives you the realization that the person you are today is the ultimate celebration of everything you have ever been?

What told you that it’s okay to let go because it’s all still there

In your eyes

In your smile

In your hands

In your breath

In your every movement?

You come to realize that nothing is complete, for life is a cycle of cycles where we must grow from the inside out like a tree grows patiently over the years, swaying with the stormy winds while reaching for The Light

You understand the words, “True love” can not possibly encompass the answers to these questions

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Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

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Advice is something you ask for when you know the answer but don't like the answer.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

Because there is hope! You see, it's true the real world is a bitch. But it's that bitch from high school that never wanted to fuck you. Why is that hopeful? Because that bitch from high school is also now in the real world, and she has the same struggles you do. Her confidence is gone, and while she's still cute, you run into her at a bar and realize that you've got more confidence than she does. It all comes down to confidence.

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We are our worst own enemy...However, this enemy is not something to be conquered, but ought to be respected as an entity within us - a symbiotic organism that takes part in our every thought, action, and intention.
When we learn to operate as a unit, a unified whole between mind and heart, we realize that there is no enemy - just us in an endless pool of potential.

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10 ways to terrify a telemarketer

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems;
my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where
it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions
about their company for as long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause
as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
Plan, reply, in a SINISTER voice , "I don't have any friends - would you
be my friend?"

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they
could bring you a case of beer and some chips.

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give our
credit card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they
will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When
the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number,
you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?"
The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say
good bye and hang up.

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

And first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD
down

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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

she only likes me when im high, she's always trying to get me stoned... she likes to see me in the sky... she likes to have me there alone...

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Once in a while, she don't want to call you
Speaking on the telephone
And once in your life, she won't want to know you
You look around
The one you've found, she is gone

And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to turn to stone
The sweeter the wine
The harder to make the break
You hear something about someone
You'd thought you'd known

So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow
After the night there's a brand new day
And there'll be no pain, and no more sorrow
So wash your face
And phone my place, it'll be OK

And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to beat again
So give me a sign
That a lover makes
You look around
The one you've found is back again

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

we can only pretend and lie and cheat ourselves, but in the end, we are who we are

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I was born a unicorn.
I missed the ark but I could have sworn
you were waiting for me.

I was born a unicorn.
I could have sworn you believed in me.
So how come all the other unicorns are dead?

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Monday, October 18, 2004

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

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If life is a test, I must've taken AP courses!

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Sometimes it's when we're lost and alone that we find ourselves and realize that we have all that we need - it's inside us

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Indians or Pakis, who cares for we are all desis

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

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Have a heart that never hates, Have a smile that never fails;
Have a touch that never hurts, Have a relation that never breaks!

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Understanding comes about through feeling, from moment to moment in the mirror of relationship.

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Thursday, October 07, 2004

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while the wife is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest-room.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you' re sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave ! me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . . when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"...
And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

we hear the dealers with the words
that ride the tails
of their cigarette smoke
sliding through the tunnels of our ears

those greasy marionettes of
real bone and blood
stand on the corner of washington square
washington square

well our vision was stinging
and our eyes were blurring

elevator's got you rising so high
seventeen floors you want so much more
elevator's got you rising so high
seventeen floors you want so much more

there's lightning on the ceiling
coming from the corner of her eye...

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would you be the wind to blow me home?
would you be a dream on the wings of a poem?

and if we were walking through a crowd,
well you know i'd be proud
if you'd call my name out loud
if you'd call my name out loud

do you suppose that i would come running?
do you suppose i'd come at all?
you know i would...

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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Forever" echos in the caverns of my consciousness as fond memories flood my mind.

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Make good choices and don't give up before the miracle happens

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Why is the tangible so transient?

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