When youre weary, feeling small
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
When youre down and out
When youre on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you
Ill take your part
When darkness comes
And pains is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Sail on silvergirl
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way
See how they shine
If you need a friend
Im sailing right behind

With every downfall in our lives we should learn something from it. We should shake the dirt from our shoulders & carry on.

A donkey falls into a well. The donkey makes a lot of noise in hopes that someone will rescue him. The owner of the well sympathizes with the donkey's problem, but decides it would be too much trouble to save either the animal or the well. So she decides to fill the well with dirt to put the donkey out of its misery and to keep any other creatures from falling into it. As she begins to shovel dirt into the well, the poor donkey begins to panic. But eventually, the donkey gets an idea. Every time a shovel full of dirt hits him, he shakes it off. As the dirt builds up around him, he steps up onto it. This takes some time, but he faithfully chooses to avoid panic and as the dirt hits him, he just shakes it off and steps up. Of course, as you've guessed, eventually he has (one step up at a time) managed to get out of the well. The situation that seemed so horrible to him actually became an opportunity for escape.

Symptoms of happiness

When you are truly happy and fulfilled, it will show. Be careful, though, not to confuse the symptoms of happiness with happiness itself.
Happiness shows itself in many ways. Remember, however, that those outward manifestations are not the source of happiness.

The signs of happiness you see in others are the results, not the cause of their happiness. Chasing those same results in an attempt to bring happiness to your own life is an empty pursuit.

Instead, live each day with gratitude, with wonder, awe, love and kindness. Be happy, without first requiring a reason to be.

And the symptoms of happiness will begin to show in you. What's more, they'll be real and meaningful, not just empty tokens.

Rather than expecting happiness to come to you from the outside, let it come from you, pouring forth from the inside. And delight in the joy your happiness creates.

9 Romantic Gestures That'll Knock Her Socks Off

Need a smooth idea for seducing your sweetie? Try one of these 9 easy romantic gestures:

1. Read to her
A female's brain is an important erogenous zone, so spend some time turning it on by reading to her. It may seem mundane, but a book club for two is intimate and sweet, especially if you find a novel she loves.

2. Make breakfast in bed
Romance is about lying about and eating grapes, not bounding out of bed each day on a tear to be productive. So get some grapes, some mimosas, a couple croissants and make a plan to spill on the sheets. Listen to talk radio and cuddle until the early afternoon.

3. Plan a surprise trip to a nearby destination
Women loved to be whisked away on a romantic overnight, even if it's to the next town. Book a hotel room, grab some wine, and pick out a collection of brochures for local tourist-traps. You'll giggle and roll your eyes and have a ball.

4. Send her a handwritten note
We're so used to getting junk and bills in our mailboxes these days that a real letter is a significant pleasure. Skip the short e-mails and pretend you're a 19th century aristocrat with time on his hands. Write an ode to her beauty or describe a fond memory.

5. Design a sexy scavenger hunt
Bring some adventure into her life with a creative scavenger hunt that sends her all over the house, neighborhood, or town. If you want to really impress, make each clue a cheesy poem. The destination for your scavenger hunt? Perhaps a fancy dinner or a yummy picnic.

6. Make her life easier
Sometimes the most appreciated romantic gesture in the world is something as simple as doing the laundry or picking up some much needed groceries. If your girlfriend is having a crazy week at work, she will swoon when you run a vacuum cleaner for her. These days, our knights-in-shining-armor don't have to slay dragons…but it would be great if they could get our oil changed.

7. Set it to music
Even if serenading isn't your strong suit, you can make her smile by dancing with her or putting together a collection of her favorite music. The "mixed tape" idea might remind her of middle school, but if you do a good job she'll love it.

8. Open a spa just for her
Pamper your lady with a skillful massage and foot rub or brush her hair with a soft comb. Have a bubble bath ready for her and some freshly washed towels. All the day's stress will wash down the drain in no time.

9. Go public with your love
No, we're not talking about a football game jumbo-tron declaration, but showing up at her workplace with flowers or posting a series of sweet signs on the route of her morning run would surely surprise and impress her. By taking your romantic sentiments public, you show her that you want the world to know she's the one for you. Now that's a powerful aphrodisiac.

f You Love Someone

If You Love Someone.....

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget
her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

my heart is broke, but i have some glue
help me inhale, and mend it with you

You were there all the time
so near but still so far
You were there
when I loved you,
when I trusted you
or so I thought.
You were there
to share my joys,
to hold me when I needed you
or so I thought.
And now,
you are gone away from me
not only my eyes but
my heart also cried.
I called you - don't go
come back,come back...please!
but you went away
crushing my love and trust
under your cruel feet.
You are still there, I know
but not for me.
You still do love but not me
and it's only now that I realize
that you weren't there at all for me...
And now,
I'm afraid to love and trust anyone
for fear they'll be crushed again
under somebody's cruel feet.

Top Fifteen Desi Pick-Up Lines

15. You Make My Heart's Rikshaw Go Wild

14. You're Hotter Than Garam Garam Chai

13. Baby, You're Sweeter Than Jaleybi

12. I Wanna Spice Your Sabji

11. Girl, I Wanna Strum Your Sitar

10. Come Here Chutney and Spice Up My Life

9. Lets Go Play Some Kabadi...Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi

8. Boy, I Wanna Beat Your Dhol

7. You Can Be My Chat and I'll Lick You Up

6. Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi

5. Girl, I Wanna Squeeze Your Gulab Jamuns

4. Boy I Wanna Charm Your Naag

3. Lets Do This Desi-Style

2. Lets Do Some Bedroom Bhangra

1. Lets Kama Sutra



And You are an American Desi when....



You ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.



You know more than one plans offered by long distance companies.



You take plain water instead of Coke for lunch.



You take any drink with no ice because you can't drink ice.



You ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?".



You try to ignore all other unknown desi's around you.



You know all the facilities available at public library.



You talk to americans as if you represent your whole country.



Stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil.



Your frequent visit to yard sales every week.



You find taco bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer.



Your dinner involves spreading newspaper on living room floor.



You take off your shoes before stepping foot in your living room.



If you like onion rings at Burger King.



You are looking for dual voltage appliances.



The phrase "When are you going to India" comes into your conversation at

least once a day.



If you bought Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.



The number of long distance calls is more than domestic calls.



You keep switching your internet service provider because first month is

free.



You go back to your apartment for lunch.



If your full name contains more than 15 characters.



You know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.



The only reason you go to a temple on festivals is because there is free

food.



You have spent nights in the car while traveling because you wanted to save

money spent on cheap motel.



You don't know any American outside your work.



You tried to flirt with the Hindi speaking operator at AT&T.



You have at least one India made pressure cooker in your kitchen.



You know how much a 7 layer burrito costs at Taco Bell.



You run to Laundromat in your lungi.



Put oil in your hair.



You have a picture of Indian deity on the dashboard of your car.



If this thought comes to you "Oh shit I just saw another desi" when you are

window shopping at a local mall.



If you keep comparing prices at circuit city for the phone you bought six

months ago.



The lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial.



You are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that

"Yes I have been there ".



You are comfortable with an American than an ABCD.



You have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple entry H1 Visa.



You pay your bills the day they come in mail.



Spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full

security refund from landlord.



Have a bucket in your bath tub.



You have to borrow luggage from friends for India visit.



You know which grocery store keeps coriander.



And......The smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner. :D