500 channels of a daydream simulationhelp me to resent my life and raise my expectationsWithin the reruns the memories repeatingand all your ideas seem so self defeating.To you and yours and the Pepsi generationand when you're discontent you change the TV Stationand when you hate your life no qualities redeeminga million brainwashed zombies will always be heard screaming.

you missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbyeand when the earth crumbled in on itself and said 'Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there but I wouldn't hold my breath.

I'm over here and you're over there,let me come over and I'll tell you how and when I went mad for you.In an instant it all became so hazy, just what was happening to me? When I saw you, when I met you...what little sense I had left was lost.The scent of your body cast a spell upon me,my hearts been rendered powerless;I am lost.When I thought of you,when I considered you,when I saw you,when I met you,whatever sense I had was lost.Why are you so beautiful that you astonish everyone?Truly, a girl exists in this world that's lovelier than a sunset on the clearest mountain sky. Yes, tell me, why are you so gorgeous that the sight of you silences a man? Look, I am unbalanced; this madness has overwhelmed me, overtaken me. you're the only one I wish to have. God knows what happened! Who knows why I walk around lost, neither asleep nor awake? There's this yearning in my heart, a storm in my breath, a sliver of a dream in my eyes. God knows why my mind strays.When I try to understand you, while I get to know you, when I saw you, when I met you, whatever sense I had was lost.

dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining... you want the truth, you cant handle the truth...

"believe the lies

for your eyes

credit cards and apple pie"

- Born to die, choking victim

At the risk of sounding like a poster on the wood-paneled wall of your Uncle Failure who never got married, let me say this: Women are a lot like beer. Trying to handle more than a few at a time will make your head spin, the colder they are the more you want 'em, and the ones you liked in high school now make you look back and wonder how you brought yourself to put your mouth on that cheap trash.

life tends to come and go

on the day that your mentality
catches up with your biology
i want the one i can't have
and it's driving me mad
it's written all over my face
a double-bed
and a stalwart lover, for sure
these are the riches of the poor

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

Funny Baby
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God deals you alot of cards in life. You have to know how to play them.

others conquered love, but i ran.

we want so much to have this we hold each other tight
yeah we want so much to have this always and everytime
but we don't need to read the stars
we don't need the time for fate
we don't need to see the signs
to know it's all too late

park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you
and i will too
when you laugh about people who feel so
very lonely
their only desire is to die
well i'm afraid
it doesn't make me smile
i wish i could laugh
but that joke isn't funny anymore

humans are perplexing creatures. myself included.
i want to be known... but i will not let myself be known...?

Life is a random lottery of meaningless tragedies and a series of near escapes.

So, I sit here and I smoke my camel straits.
-Reality Bites


When popping the collar, do not button the top button. This produces the look of a dog halo, and is very unappealing.

cause im loosing my sight, loosing my mind, wish somebody would tell me im fine...

some melodies are like disease
they can inflame your misery
they will infect your memories

some memories are like disease
they can inflame your misery
they will infect your melody

but i can see can see through these haunting things
my moldy dreams are debased by the same hands that shaped them

Hum Tum Cartoon Strip

So funny. All of you should read it and have a good laugh.

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and Human Stupidity,
and i'm not sure about the former

Freedom requires sacrifice

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

A bird flies over and picks up a berry, eats the berry, and then passes the seed where it grows into a new plant. Point is... bird's got a purpose, sh*t's got a purpose, seed's got a purpose.

Our present experience is the result of past decisions... change your mind today, and you will build your world of tomorrow.