Because there is hope! You see, it's true the real world is a bitch. But it's that bitch from high school that never wanted to fuck you. Why is that hopeful? Because that bitch from high school is also now in the real world, and she has the same struggles you do. Her confidence is gone, and while she's still cute, you run into her at a bar and realize that you've got more confidence than she does. It all comes down to confidence.