The answers to life, the universe and everything...

This question was just brough up to me recent and i have decied to take on the task of tackling such a hard topic. First lets talk about the answers to life. Life is such a complex creation. Every day we question our very reason for being, while theorists have spent many years trying to come up with a good answer theologists simply say we are the creation of God. But what of Darwins theory? Perhaps we really are a simple creation of split molecules. While we are at one end of the spectrum there is an opposite end. That end is the end of life. Only when you look at it, there really is no end, we go from one life form to the next life form, while in our present state of being we are capable of eating in our next state of being we are the ones being eaten, we provide nurishment and nutrients to the planet and our surroundings. In this aspect life will forever carry on. Inbetween these two ends we have what we call our actual life, this is what we actually live. In our leave we have a few quests, one of these quests is to maintain our existance, another goal is to procreate. Often we tend to find our selves wanting a companion to procreate with. So it is safe to say that the real meaning of life is to maintain existance, procreate and then become bug food. Solving this question let us go on to the universe.

The universe is vastly more complex than life. While we can peice together the creation of us, it is slightly harder to peice together the creation of something we hardly understand. We often question how something could be created from nothing. This is when we turn to religion. But then there is the question of how this greater being came to be, the real meaning of the universe is to confuse us enough to find the meaning of life and since i have managed to figure out the meaning of the universe you can all rest saftly in the knowledge that my meaning of life is correct. As for an explination of everything i feel i have found the answer to that as well...

We can saftly group life and the universe into the catagory of everything. When people have a problem and they are frustrated and somebody asks whats the matter we often respond with everything. So its safe to say that life and the universe are involved and since life and the universe are often interchangable and consist of one another and just about all objects are some how related to life or the universe it is even safer to say that everything is relative to our lives and the universe we are encased in. So the answer to everything is the universe and the answer to the universe is life and the answer to life is everything.

Having said that, there really is no meaning to any of these questions. There is only what we let it mean. To some life is a game to others life is a series of tests and to the rest life is a bitch. But bitches are a totally different topic that i will answer in a later post. So having answered these questions you can now rest assured that i wasted your time and there really is no answer to any of the following questions. Once again our meager existances are riddled with the question of "why am i here, what does it all mean?" What it means is sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride life has to offer.